i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR
Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!
This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement
Had to bold that comment
So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and
a Harry Potter-themed
in the cupboard under the stairs
I’m prouder of this than I should be
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
Some ticks carries a disease, so we’re supposed to avoid them all.
Some sharks bite people, so we’re supposed to always be cautious in the ocean.
Some snakes are venomous, so if you can’t decide whether it’s deadly or not, assume deadly.
But no, not all men.
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
and I really feel that we, as a fandom, do not discuss the random ass-slap moment often enough..
I mean, Dean’s lost, haunted expression is priceless enough:
But Sam’s reaction:
dude, did u just spank my brother’s ass?
cas is gonna fuckin murder u