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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

svaggity-svat-i-can-do-zat:

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

athomewithmargaery:

mountains-of-destiny:

If y’all need proof of the power of a haircut and facial hair—-this is the same guy

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this is fucked up. this fucked me up.

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

thoughtsofablackgirl:

blackhaireverywhere:

crimsong19:

consultingpiskies:

Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!

This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement

Had to bold that comment

  • book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  • book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  • book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  • book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  • book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  • book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  • book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD
kayla-bird:

cindymayweather:

#electricladiesrecognizeeachotheralwayS

sumptuous take-no-shit hades and her glowing-green persephone

kayla-bird:

cindymayweather:

#electricladiesrecognizeeachotheralwayS

sumptuous take-no-shit hades and her glowing-green persephone

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

mare-moment:

Some ticks carries a disease, so we’re supposed to avoid them all.

Some sharks bite people, so we’re supposed to always be cautious in the ocean.

Some snakes are venomous, so if you can’t decide whether it’s deadly or not, assume deadly.

But no, not all men.

kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

city-of-gay-angels:

and I really feel that we, as a fandom, do not discuss the random ass-slap moment often enough..

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I mean, Dean’s lost, haunted expression is priceless enough:

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But Sam’s reaction:

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dude, did u just spank my brother’s ass?

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dude

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cas is gonna fuckin murder u